“We’re changing the way. $Muskrump is the GREATEST coin ever created. It’s YUGE!”
- Donald Trump on $Muskrump
The Origin of MUSKRUMP
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It all began with a budget cut after the memecoin crash. Marketing teams were replaced by AI, and in one last desperate move, someone asked:
“What if we fused the two loudest forces in the culture war into one unstoppable figure?”
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They had just split — Musk kept crashing rockets, Trump kept posting at 3 a.m.
So, in the digital wastelands, an experiment began.
Code was fused. Tweets were mined. Hair was reinforced.
From the chaos emerged MUSKRUMP.
Not a man. Not a brand. A signal.
Built from ego, innovation, and slogans.
He doesn’t run, launch, or ask.
He just is — louder than Elon, firmer than Trump, and more Alpha than your dad.
Now, he stands in the desert with a red tie and a podium.
Unstoppable. Unapologetic.
"I could either watch it happen or be part of it."
-Elon Musk on $Muskrump
UNLEASH THE ALPHA
STATISTICS
69
EMPLOYEES( fuck yeah)
200M$
IN CAPITAL (LOL)
NASA Tested
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NASA tested $Muskrump in zero gravity — it still falls faster than Elon’s latest “soon-to-be-released” product.
Block Time:
1 second... if Elon is awake (a lot of time depends on his sleep schedule).
Potential:
Coin Value:
1 $Muskrump = 1 billion dollars in "alternative facts".
Network Security:
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100% secure, unless Trump gets banned from Twitter again.